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Friday, March 22, 2024

#Review - Royal Scandal by Aimee Carter #YA #Thrillers #Suspense #Crime

Series: ROYAL BLOOD (#2)
Format: Hardcover, 416 pages
Release Date: March 26, 2024
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Source: Publisher
Genre: Young Adult / Thrillers & Suspense / Crime

The second book in the Royal Blood series, about an American girl at the center of the British Royal Family’s darkest—and deadliest—scandals.

Six months after being exposed as the King’s illegitimate daughter, Evan Bright is still trying to embrace her new role as Britain's favorite media villain. 

From desperate clickbait articles about her and the American President’s son to headlines pitting her against her half-sister, Princess Maisie, it seems like everyone wants a piece of Evan, and they’re willing to take it by any means necessary. 

But when the threats against her turn deadly, leading to an attempt on her life, Evan is the only one who sees the truth—that the murderer is someone inside the palace walls. And it’s only a matter of time before they strike again.

They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…but what if someone in your own royal family wants you dead? 


Aimee Carter's Royal Scandal is the second installment in the authors Royal Blood trilogy. Fans of fictionalized series like The Crown and American Royals will love this reimagining of the royal family. With more secrets, romance and scandal than book one, this series is poised to get better and better and have readers hooked. Six months after being exposed as the King Alexander’s illegitimate daughter, Evangeline Bright is still trying to embrace her new role as Britain's favorite media villain. 

Thanks to a gossip rag called The Royal Record, Evan can't get a break it seems from anyone outside of her mother Laura Bright, baby sitter & personal security lady Tibby, and Christopher Abbott-Montgomery aka Kit. From desperate clickbait articles about her and the American President’s son Thaddeus Park, to headlines pitting her against her half-sister, Princess Maisie (Mary), it seems like everyone wants a piece of Evan, and they’re willing to take it by any means necessary. Especially Benedict who is still angry about Evan not being arrested for something she didn't do. 

Even though Ben was ostracized and made to go away, his reappearance starts a tsunami of events that turn Evan into both a victim and a perpetrator. The press keeps pushing Evan's limits and pointing at her as if she's the one responsible for the demise of the monarchy. But when the threats against her turn deadly, leading to an attempt on her life, Evan is the only one who sees the truth—that the murderer is someone inside the palace walls. 
 
Evan, who begins hearing voices, pretty much knows that Ben is behind all these dark schemes, especially since he tried to ensure she was arrested for murder. Pretty much nobody listens to Evie's concerns which end up being quite costly. The murderer also may be the person who is leaking information intentionally damaging to Evan who it seems this person wants very dead. And it’s only a matter of time before they strike again. They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…but what if someone in your own royal family wants you dead?

*Thoughts* As I am loathe to spoil things, I will say that there is a long list of people I would love to see Evie get her revenge against. I loved that Evie's mom Laura is more active in this book even though it creates a bit of Diane and Charles scenario. I liked that Maisie and Evie are working out their differences. I can understand Maisie's displeasure, but it was never Evie's fault who was in and out of private schools because of her mom, and always taking the blame for others. The ending is a twisted nightmare of a cliffhanger ending which means waiting until Spring 2025 for the finale.




Chapter One


We at the Regal Record hope you’ve been good this year, because it seems like Saint Nicholas has come early for us all.

Despite rumours of a cancellation thanks to an untimely blizzard across the pond, the United Kingdom’s notoriously naughty royal family will indeed be hosting a state banquet tonight for the president of the United States, Hope Park, and it promises to be chockful of chaos.

Under ordinary circumstances, this state visit would be noteworthy considering President Park is both the first woman and first Korean American to hold the highest office in the US. But, just like every other significant event as of late, this historic achievement has already been overshadowed by the most recent addition to the House of Windsor’s royal family tree.

That’s right--Evangeline Bright, the King’s illegitimate American daughter, will be in attendance tonight, and given her past exploits, it’s safe to assume she’ll do something gratingly inept to steal the thunder--and the headlines--from those who’ve actually earned their place at the royal table.

In the five and a half months since Evangeline’s tasteless and explosive BBC One interview detailing her own sordid behaviour that led directly to Jasper Cunningham’s death--of which she was cleared of criminal charges, thanks to a reported backroom deal between Scotland Yard and the King’s personal lawyers--the palace has seen fit to shove her down the throats of the British people at seemingly every turn. Hospital openings, charity appearances, even walkabouts typically reserved for legitimate members of the royal family--Evangeline has merrily joined in on all, resulting in a long list of missteps and blunders. Yet despite the efforts of the palace to make her palatable, it’s becoming painfully clear that no amount of media and etiquette training can turn this American frog into a princess.

How much longer can the royal family’s already-tattered reputation withstand the Bright blight? While we wait to see the fallout of tonight’s state banquet and Evangeline’s inevitable indiscretions, we at the Regal Record can only apologise yet again for revealing her identity this summer and unleashing this Pandora’s box of mayhem and vexation on not only the entire country, but the world. One must own up to one’s mistakes, and we deeply regret our part in this royal fiasco.

Let us hope that no one else ends up dead tonight.

--The Regal Record, 18 December 2023



“I’m well aware that being on time isn’t a priority for you,” says Tibby, clutching her phone like she’s about to chuck it at my tiara. “But could you at least pretend to care that I’m about to lose my bloody job?”

I’m leaning against the wall in the long gallery of Windsor Castle, trying to keep my head upright as I fiddle with a strap on my stiletto. My gown isn’t making it any easier, and as I set my foot down, the heel snags and comes dangerously close to ripping the shimmering burgundy fabric.

“It’s my shoe,” I mutter, untangling my hem. “One of the straps is loose.”

Tibby arches an eyebrow as I test my weight again. Somehow, despite what has been an obscenely long day full of trivial appointments and last-minute fittings, Lady Tabitha Finch-Parker-Covington-Boyle’s black pixie cut is still perfectly styled, and her tailored gray dress doesn’t have a single piece of lint on it. Unfortunately for both of us, this superpower has yet to rub off on me in the six months she’s been my personal secretary-slash-babysitter, and no one is more aggrieved by my failure to develop a completely new personality than Tibby.

“I don’t care if the heel’s broken off and you’re walking on your tiptoes,” she says. “We cannot be late, Evan.”

“We’re not late.” As I resume my march down the corridor, now with a noticeably uneven gait, I glance through the nearest window and into the dark courtyard beyond. A line of luxury vehicles snakes along the opposite wing of Windsor Castle, and royal footmen hoist umbrellas as tonight’s guests exit their cars and step into the December downpour. “Okay, we’re a little late, but--”

“There is no such thing as a ‘little’ late,” says Tibby. “If His Majesty discovers you’re missing, it’ll be my neck on the block, not yours.”

“He’ll be too busy with the president to notice. Besides, they don’t need me for the pictures, and I’m not escorting anyone inside.”

“An unforgivable oversight,” says Tibby irritably, as if this, too, is somehow my fault. “You’re His Majesty’s daughter, and you’re American. You should be in the procession, preferably on the arm of a member of the president’s family. Your absence will only start another wave of rumors in the press.”

“I start rumors by breathing,” I say. “Besides, it’d be an insult to pair me with anyone important.”

Tibby sniffs. “Illegitimate or not, you’re still of royal blood.”

“Which is the only reason I’m part of this dog and pony show in the first place,” I say. “That and the fact that the universe has a terrible sense of humor.”

By the time we turn the corner and pass the royal family’s private apartments, my scalp is throbbing. I reach up to adjust the Queen Florence tiara that’s secured to my braided updo, but before my fingers can even graze the glittering headpiece, Tibby swats my hand away.

“Don’t you dare,” she says with more vehemence than usual. “Can you imagine the headlines if your tiara falls off in front of the Royal Rota? The metaphor alone--”

“The pins are digging in,” I protest. “I think my scalp might actually be bleeding.”

“Ignore it. The banquet won’t last more than three or four hours.”

“Three or four--” I gape at her. “Haven’t you people ever heard of the Geneva Conventions?”

“You’re royalty, darling,” she says in the dismissive tone she always uses when I complain. “The Geneva Conventions don’t apply.”

I start to object, but before I can utter more than a single syllable, Tibby turns on her heel to face me, and I stumble to a halt.

“I understand you’re uncomfortable, Evan,” she says, her voice low and hurried. “I understand you’d rather not sit around for hours listening to a bunch of politicians make each other feel important. But this is the price you pay for being royal. This is the price you pay for living in a castle with a staff of hundreds to cater to your whims. You have every resource you could ever need, every opportunity you could ever dream of, and you are one of the most famous people in the world. You are privileged in a way damn few others are, and if you tell me one more time how uncomfortable your designer shoes and couture gown and priceless tiara are, I will throttle you.”

For a long moment, we stare at each other in silence. She’s right, of course--every word of it--and I hate that six months ago, I would have throttled myself for acting like this, too.

“Sorry,” I mumble, my cheeks growing warm. “I think I’m spending too much time around Maisie.”

“Her Royal Highness’s faults are no excuse for yours,” says Tibby tartly, but at last she steps aside, and we continue down the hall toward the state apartments. “The people are watching you, Evan, and they deserve more than another ungrateful brat. Especially when you offer them hope that maybe their lives can become a fairy tale, too.”

I snort. “Being accused of murder and having all my secrets exposed to the entire world counts as a fairy tale now?”

“Haven’t you read the Brothers Grimm?” says Tibby. “Murder is practically a plot requirement. If we want any chance of making it in time, we’ll have to go this way.”

She ushers me into the royal family’s private chapel--sacrilegious, I’m sure, though clearly the only sin Tibby’s worried about is tardiness. She’s moving so quickly now that I’m forced to do a strange skip to keep up, but when we finally reach the threshold of St. George’s Hall, I stop in my tracks--and so does she.

While normally the vast hall is empty, save for the ever-present paintings, marble busts, and suits of armor that line the walls, a table that easily seats two hundred now stretches from one end to the other, covered in massive festive bouquets and more plates and utensils than I’ve ever seen. And because my life, while newly charmed, can never be fair, nearly all of tonight’s guests are already inside as a fleet of footmen show them to their seats.

Tibby swears. “Keep your head up, but move quickly,” she whispers, and this time I don’t complain as we hurry to the nearest exit. Before we make it more than twenty feet, however, a woman at the end of the table gasps.

“Evangeline?” she says, her voice mercifully low. A few of her companions turn to look at me, too, and I smile and press my finger to my lips. Her shock quickly turns to conspiratorial amusement, and even though I’m not a princess--or even an official member of the royal family--she dips in a low curtsy.

A rising murmur follows Tibby and me now, and I do my best to walk properly in my uncooperative shoe, keenly aware of all the eyes on us. It’s only sheer luck that I don’t trip and fall on my face, and when we finally reach the nearest exit, Tibby all but yanks me through the doorway--

And straight into the middle of an explosion of camera flashes.

“Ah, Evangeline,” says a deep voice as the door closes behind us. “I’m pleased you were able to make it.”

His Majesty King Alexander II, monarch of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth, stands fifteen feet away in the opulent Grand Reception Room, his blue eyes fixed directly on me. While his slightly balding head is bare, his tuxedo is heavy with sashes and medals he never actually earned, and even though he’s not especially tall or commanding, everything in the room seems to revolve around him like he’s the only source of gravity.

Beside him stands a square-jawed woman I instantly recognize as President Park. They’re posing for a cluster of photographers and members of the Royal Rota--the group of journalists whose only job is to cover the royal family--and both are still smiling widely even though every single camera is now pointed toward me.

Perfect.

Sorry, I mouth as a deep blush spreads across my face. I should curtsy, or at the very least dip my head in a show of respect. But as Tibby is so quick to lament, I’m not exactly a stickler for the rules, and as long as I have dual citizenship, I refuse to bow to anyone--even my endlessly patient father.

He doesn’t seem to mind, and when he shoots me a wink before turning back to President Park, I know I’m forgiven for my unexpected entrance. By him, at least. Tibby is another story, and as she squeezes my arm in a supposed show of support, I’m sure it’s only to measure how much acid she’ll need to dissolve my body after she murders me for this.

As the photographers reluctantly return their attention to the main attraction, I slip into an empty corner and try to make myself as small as possible. Somehow, in the greatest show of self-restraint I’ve managed since arriving in England, I resist the urge to make sure my tiara hasn’t slipped out of place. Given the number of pins currently digging into my scalp, it’s undoubtedly right where I left it, but Tibby’s earlier quip about headlines and a falling crown haunts me like a premonition I can’t shake.

“And now our families,” announces Alexander, and he gestures toward the other side of the room, where a small crowd is gathered. I spot two bobbing tiaras among the sea of suits and dresses, and finally Queen Helene appears with Princess Mary in tow.

Admittedly it doesn’t take much to make me feel like an impostor most of the time, but one look at them, and I shrink even further into the metaphorical shadows. They’re both stunning--the kind of gorgeous that only money can buy, with flawless porcelain skin, shiny hair, and blindingly white smiles. My statuesque stepmother is in a flowing ivory gown with her blond hair wrapped around the base of her glittering headpiece, and it’s obvious why she’s been declared the most beautiful woman in the world by multiple magazines. Everyone in the room is watching her--everyone except my father.

Maisie, my equally elegant half sister, wears a sapphire dress covered in crystals, but nothing outshines the intricate tiara perched above her strawberry-blond waves. There’s something slightly off about her expression, though--something cold and a little stiff, but not so much that she’s dragging down the mood. It could be anything, from the indignity of being in a color she doesn’t love to an actual problem she has to ignore for a few hours in order to transform into Her Royal Highness Princess Mary, heir to the throne and the future Queen of the United Kingdom, and I make a mental note to ask if she’s okay.

As they make their way across the room, they’re accompanied by a clean-shaven man I recognize as President Park’s husband and a teenage boy I can’t place as easily. But there’s no question who he is, not when he has the president’s square jaw and her husband’s lithe build.

When his mother was elected three years ago, Thaddeus Park was quiet, awkward, and best known for his love of Star Wars. Now, at eighteen, he has most definitely grown into that jaw. And those cheekbones. And those shoulders. I give myself five seconds to stare before I tear my eyes away, reminding myself that I have my own quiet and adorably awkward boyfriend who, less than thirty minutes ago, sent Tibby a text wishing me luck tonight, followed by a single x--which, apparently, he only ever uses with me.

Tibby lets out a low whistle as she also admires the view, and I elbow her in the side. “He’s my age,” I hiss. “Cougar.”

“How old do you think I am?” says Tibby, aghast, and I shrug.

“Old enough to be my babysitter.”

“I am not your babysitter,” she says with familiar exasperation. “I am your private sec--”

“Miss Bright.”

An older man with a short salt-and-pepper beard steps out of the crowd, and though he stands stiffly and with an air of formality, there’s a twinkle of amusement in his eye.

“Mr. Jenkins,” I say, biting back a grin. Even though I’ve known Jenkins longer than I’ve known almost anyone, I’ve never seen him in a tux before, and he also has an impressive set of medals--including the star worn by Knight Commanders of the Royal Victorian Order. I’ll never catch up to what people like Tibby and my half sister have known practically from birth, but I feel some small sense of victory for recognizing this much. “I’m sorry we’re late. It’s not Tibby’s fault--”




Friday, February 17, 2023

#Review - Royal Blood by Aimée Carter #YA #Contemporary #Royalty

Series: Royal Blood (#1)
Format: Hardcover, 368 pages
Release Date: March 7, 2023
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Source: Publisher
Genre: Young Adult / Contemporary / Royalty

An American girl becomes the British monarchy’s greatest nightmare in this thrilling new series where royal scandals just got deadlier.

As the illegitimate daughter of the King of England, seventeen-year-old Evan Bright knows a thing or two about keeping secrets. 

But when she’s forced to spend the summer in London with her father and the royal family, who aren’t exactly thrilled she exists, her identity is mysteriously revealed, and suddenly the world is dying to know every juicy lie the press prints about her. 

After a fun night turns deadly and Evan becomes the primary suspect in a murder investigation, the escalating rumors and fallout threaten to tear her life apart. As she fights to uncover the truth about what happened, she discovers royal secrets that are even more scandalous than she imagined—secrets that could change the monarchy forever.

And her own may be revealed next.

Royal Blood, by author Aimée Carter, is the first installment in the authors Royal Blood trilogy, with books #2 and #3 releasing in 2024, and 2025. This is the story of Evangeline (Evan) Bright. Evan hasn't exactly had the perfect life. She's been kicked out of 9 different boarding schools. She hasn't seen her mother since she was 11 because she has health issues. She's the illegitimate daughter of King Alexander of the United Kingdom who she's never known or met but he tends to send her expensive presents that she considers to be bribery.  
  
Facing felony charges and 5 years in prison for arson at St. Edith's Academy for Girls, Evan is spirited away to London for the summer by Jenkins, who has always been there for her when she needs something, where she is about ready to meet the family she never knew she had. With a major chip on her shoulders, and being made to feel 6 inches tall by her sister Princess Mary aka Maisie who is the heir to the crown (and was born on the same day!) and the Queen Consort Helene who has nothing but disdain for Evan's existence. 
 
Evan knows that in 25 days she will turn 18, and she will be free from all expectations. Then the unexpected happens. While at a party thrown by Jasper Cunningham, a boy she barely knows, she is assaulted, and escapes from experiencing a woman's worst nightmare. Soon thereafter, Scotland Yard names Evan as the prime suspect in Jasper's death that happened that same night and everyone in the UK as well as everywhere else, believes that Evan was responsible. Knowing she was drugged, knowing she didn't kill anyone, Evan is in a bad place emotionally.
 
Her only friends are Kit, a boy who seems genuinely interested in making sure that Evan doesn't get railroaded by the Royal Family, the Presses, Scotland Yard, and the trolls on social media. She also has Lady Tabitha aka Tibby who is a wonderful character who guides Evan through the darkness and into the light. Evan is a genuinely interesting character. She was able to keep the secret of who her father is. She was able to keep the secret as to what her mother has gone through. She may want to give up and run away, but when the chips are down, Evan pushes back and tries to expose who is trying to destroy her life, and that of her mothers.

It is fair of me to say that if you like reading about the British Royalty, and have read the Princess Diaries, this book is cat nip for you. Nothing is off the table. Blackmail, mystery, suspense, and a bit of romance with an interesting ending to the story.
 


Chapter One

To be a king and wear a crown is a thing more glorious to them that see it than it is pleasant to them that bear it.

—­Queen Elizabeth (b. 1533, r. 1558–­1603)

Breaking into the academic wing of St. Edith’s Academy for Girls isn’t the most reckless thing I’ve ever done, but it definitely comes close.

What makes the whole thing exceptionally irresponsible is the fact that I have only one week to go until graduation. In one week, this nightmare that has been the past six years of my life will end, and I’ll never have to set foot in a boarding school again. I should do the smart thing and stay in my dormitory, where my roommate is crying into her pillow and thinks I can’t hear her. But I’ve built my reputation on never doing the smart thing, and there’s no point in subverting royal expectations now.

And so, at ten o’clock on a Monday night, I creep down the windowless corridor in complete darkness, my fingers brushing against each door handle as I pass. Though it’s almost impossible to navigate without banging into something, the lack of light also works in my favor. I’ve already disconnected the sole ancient security camera—­the only piece of technology allowed in St. Edith’s hallowed halls—­but there’s always a chance a custodian might be lurking, and all the careful planning in the world won’t hold up against someone else’s outrageously good luck.

I stop in front of the fifth door on the right and dig through my pocket. The lockpicks were a Christmas gift to myself last year, and while I’ve practiced on my dormitory door, I haven’t had the chance for real-­world application until now. A thrill runs through me as I hold the lock taut with the tension wrench, nudging each tiny pin one by one with the pick in my other hand. Headmistress Thompson would spontaneously combust if she knew what sort of education I’ve been giving myself while everyone else has been vying for acceptance into Harvard and Yale, but this is quickly becoming the most worthwhile thing I’ve learned since arriving at St. Edith’s in January.

The lock gives way before I expect it to, and I almost drop my tools in surprise. I’ve done it—­I’ve actually picked a lock. Pretty sure it won’t win me an award anytime soon, but it feels like a superpower, and adrenaline courses through me as I push open the door.

Creak.

The hinges complain loudly, and I freeze. As my heart pounds, I remain perfectly still, listening for any sign that someone’s on their way to investigate.

Nothing.

With a renewed sense of urgency, I slip into the classroom. Calculus. Not my favorite. When you start trying to apply logic to the imaginary and infinitesimal, the rules get murky, and I like knowing the rules. I read the code of conduct for St. Edith’s—­along with the eight other boarding schools I’ve attended since the age of eleven—­cover to cover, and I can quote whole sections in a pinch. Knowing the rules, after all, makes it easier to manipulate them. And to break them in spectacular fashion.

Moonlight shines through the stained glass windows, offering a kaleidoscope of relief from the oppressive darkness, and I hurry on silent feet to the teacher’s desk. Mr. Clark isn’t a bad person. He’s just stuck teaching in an archaic system that values test performance above learning, the same way I’ve been stuck in a Vermont forest for the past five months thanks to an archaic system that values image above family. We’re both victims of circumstance, and I already feel a hefty dose of guilt for what I’m about to do. If there was a better way to handle this, I would, but there isn’t. So here we are.

The single drawer in his wooden desk is also locked, but I have it open in under thirty seconds. And there, nestled between stray pencils and paper clips in all its hunter-­green glory, is my holy grail.

The grade book.

It doesn’t take me long to find the right page, and I tear it out with a single satisfying rip before pulling a lighter from my pocket. While St. Edith’s draconian ban on technology makes life infinitely more difficult than it has to be, this is the one time it works in my favor.

The paper browns and shrivels as the flames devour it, leaving behind curls of gray ash. I’m not a pyromaniac, but there’s something poetic about all that hard work disappearing in seconds. Everything is temporary. Even permanent records.

“Evangeline Bright! What on earth do you think you’re doing?”

The overhead lights buzz to life, and I wince. Headmistress Thompson stands in the doorway, her hair in curlers and her face purple. I’ve never seen her in anything other than a matching tweed skirt and blazer, and I’m so transfixed by her shabby pink robe that for a moment, I forget what I’m doing.

“Put that out,” she demands, her voice shaking. “At once, Evangeline!”

“I would,” I say slowly. “But I’m sort of all in on this now, you know? And it’s only one page. Mr. Clark will barely even miss—­ow!”

The flames reach my fingertips, and I hiss in pain, dropping what’s left of the burning paper. As Headmistress Thompson and I both watch, it floats down onto the desk—­and lands right in the middle of the grade book.

Within seconds, the entire school’s math grades go up in flames.

Headmistress Thompson gasps, her face now a sickly mottled color. “The fire extinguisher! Where—­”

But as she darts back into the hallway, clutching her curlers, I’m rooted to the spot—­by shock or disbelief or dissociation, I don’t know. All I can do is stare as the hungry flames grow bigger and brighter, until they spread to the pile of dry timber that is Mr. Clark’s desk.

Shit. Shit.

I rip off my cardigan and try to smother the flames, but they’re too strong, and all I accomplish is setting my school-­issued sweater on fire. A spark jumps onto my skirt, threatening to catch, and I bat it away, my pulse racing.

It was only supposed to be a page.

“Evangeline!” booms Headmistress Thompson from the doorway. “Get away from there!”

“I—­” I begin, not sure if I’m about to apologize or insist that I can put it out with my smoldering cardigan, but it doesn’t matter. Headmistress Thompson surges through the thickening smoke and seizes my elbow, yanking me away from the blaze.

There’s a dull roar in my ears, drowning out whatever it is she’s shouting at me, and as she drags me into the dark hallway and toward the nearest exit two corridors down, I glance back at the classroom. The fire is spreading, faster than the single missing fire extinguisher could handle, and I’m dimly aware that the anemic alarm going off is identical to the bell that rings when class begins. I don’t know much about buildings, but I’m pretty damn sure that none of this is up to code.

At last, as Headmistress Thompson shoves me through the side door and into the cool night air, I take a deep gulp and stumble across the grass, my lungs burning and my eyes streaming. We turn back toward the school, and our mouths hang open as flames shatter the stained glass windows of Mr. Clark’s classroom in an explosion of rainbow shards.

Well. At least it’s spectacular.

Chapter Two

Watch out, Britain! We’re less than a month away from Princess Mary’s eighteenth birthday, when the traditional media coverage restrictions on underage royals are lifted, and the world is champing at the bit. What kind of juicy gossip will rise to the surface? After a lifetime of private tutelage and being sheltered from the limelight, is our enigmatic future queen ready for the scrutiny she’ll face now that the silk gloves are coming off?

We’ll certainly see plenty of her in the weeks to come, as Her Royal Highness has reportedly already sat her A levels and is expected to make a splash during the jam-­packed social season this summer. Trooping the Colour, Royal Ascot, Wimbledon—­according to our royal sources, she’ll be there for them all.

What will she wear? Will she have a date? And most important, how long will it take for our beloved princess to headline her first royal scandal?

—­The Regal Record, 6 June 2023

I’m sitting inside an interview room at the police station, staring at my haggard reflection in what must be a two-­way mirror, when the door opens for the first time in hours.

A brawny officer stands on the threshold, a deep frown etched onto his bulldog face. We lock eyes, and even though I’m nauseated from exhaustion and the fear that’s been simmering in the pit of my stomach all night, I keep my expression painfully neutral. I know better than to say a word without a lawyer present, but it also means that he and the rest of what passes for a police force in the tiny town near St. Edith’s all believe Headmistress Thompson’s highly dramatized story about what went down in Mr. Clark’s classroom. And while I haven’t had the pleasure of hearing the entire scintillating tale, judging by her wails the night before as another officer took her statement, it doesn’t exactly paint me in the best light.

I brace myself, expecting yet another round of questions I won’t answer, but instead the officer crosses his arms over his broad chest. “Evangeline Bright,” he says gruffly, “you’re free to go.”

I stare at him, not sure I’ve heard right. After nearly ten hours in this room with only a plastic water cup and a ticking clock for company, I’m expecting handcuffs and a court date, not freedom. But before I manage to form a question I shouldn’t be asking, the officer steps aside, revealing a balding Englishman with a trimmed salt-­and-­pepper beard. And suddenly I understand.

“Jenkins!” I leap to my feet, even though my whole body aches after spending all night in an agonizingly uncomfortable chair. “The police said they couldn’t get ahold of you—­”

“Your headmistress contacted me first,” he says, stepping past the officer as if he isn’t even there. “I was already on the plane when they called. Are you hurt? When is the last time you had anything to eat or drink?”

I shake my head, suddenly aware of the fact that my mouth tastes like a dirty sock. “I don’t know. It doesn’t matter. What happ—­”