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Tuesday, October 27, 2020

#Review - How the Multiverse Got Its Revenge by K. Eason #Science #Fiction

Series: The Thorne Chronicles (#2)
Format: Hardcover, 416 pages
Release Date: October 27, 2020
Publisher: DAW
Source: Publisher
Genre: Science Fiction / Space Opera

Rory Thorne must use the fairy blessings gifted to her to change the multiverse in the second book in this space opera duology.

After avoiding an arranged marriage, thwarting a coup, and inadvertently kick-starting a revolution, Rory Thorne is no longer a princess, but a space pirate.

Her new life is interrupted when Rory and her crew—former royal bodyguards, Thorsdottir and Zhang, and co-conspirator Jaed—encounter an abandoned ship registered under a false name, seemingly fallen victim to attack. As they investigate, they find evidence of vicious technology and arithmancy, alien and far beyond known capabilities.

The only answer to all the destruction is the mysterious, and unexpected, cargo: a rose plant. One that reveals themself to be sentient—and designed as a massive biological weapon. Rose seeks to escape their intended fate, and Rory and her friends must act fast when the attackers return with their superior weaponry.

As the situation gains the attention of an increasing number of alien races, Rory finds herself acting as negotiator and diplomat, in order to save Rose and her friends—and avert an unprecedented war.

 

 

How the Multiverse Got Its Revenge is the second book in the space opera Rory Thorne Chronicles. This is Princess Leia meets The Princess Bride combining science fiction and fantasy with a snarky heroine, fairy blessings, a galaxy-spanning adventure, and political intrigue. This story is once again told via a Chronicler, rather than any character in this story or series. It has been (2) years since the former Princess Rory Thorne renounced her title and became a privateer working to stop smuggling. Also, aboard the Vagabond, which she pretty much stole from the Tadesh, are former royal bodyguards Thorsdottir and Zhang as well as co-conspirator Jaed Moss, son of the deposed leader of the Free Worlds of Tadesh.

But, before get to Rory's part of the book, let's start at the beginning with Ivar Valenko, former crown prince of the Free Worlds of Tadesh who is supposed to be dead per terms of agreement with Dame Maggie, now in permanent exile-asylum on Lanscot along with Grytt and Rupert. Ivar gets a surprise visit from the Green fairy, you know, the third fairy with pointy teeth who gave Rory the ability to play the Harp which she subverted to good cause. She wants Ivar to deliver a message. If seems our girl Rory is needed for another epic confrontation with a new group of xeno-people called the vakari who belong to the Protectorate.

It appears the Protectorate has already invaded K'Bal territories simply because they are abomination's who must be destroyed. Not my words. They also don't like those like Grytt who are half mecha now. The Vakari are religious fanatics who preach organic purity. There is also an armed conflict happening between the Protectorate and Tadeshi loyalists who have acquired a weapon that will prompt the Protectorate into full scale war which could spill over into newly configured Confederation of Liberated Worlds territory and the rest of the known Multiverse, including Rory’s former home, Thorne Consortium. Of course, the warning via Rupert & Grytt gets to Rory way too late, and by that time, Rory and her crew are already hip deep into trouble.

As I said, Rory and her crew are hip deep in trouble after boarding a Tadeshi ship to salvage and ends up confronting not only the Protectorate, but battle hexes who seem eager to target Rory. Rory is an adept arithmancer who can protect herself and unlock any locked door. But she’s not Rupert, or the Protectorate for that matter who can quickly put up hexes to disable and tell whether Rory is telling the truth or not. After being cut-off from Rory and Jaed, Thorsdottir becomes a carrier of a nanomech weapon that could be devastating in anyone's hands who is able to use it against their enemies.

From there, Rory and crew will come face to face with the Protectorate, meet a new ally called Crow, (who is more than he leads on), and Rory realizes that she’s been out of the loop too long. She’s a major player and a person of consequence whether she wants to be or not. Which is why the green fairy needed Rupert to find Rory to save the Multiverse, not break it. The point I am trying to make about Rory, is that she’s not a fighter. She’s not Thorsdottir or Zhang who were trained to protect and fight and can handle themselves. She’s an ambassador between conflicting parties. She’s a negotiator trying to prevent large scale wars. She’s also a Princess whether she likes it or not.

The reason for my rating is that the entire book focuses more on the side characters like Thorsdottir, and not Rory. Oh, I am not saying she isn't engaged, I am saying that Rupert, Grytt, and Thorsdottir get most of the scenes. Rory, for her part, is good for making a mess of things. She's thwarted a coup, kick-started a revolution, and now, she gets to play diplomat, ambassador, and negotiator between Confederated, Merchants League, Thorne Consortium, and the Protectorate while keeping Rose out of the hands of the wrong people. This book apparently closes out the series since the Chronicler, whomever it may be, jumps ahead in time to give readers a run down of what happens to Rory after the end of the story.

 

 



CHAPTER ONE

Ivar Valenko, former crown prince of the Free Worlds of Tadesh, now in permanent exile-asylum on Lanscot, was herding sheep for Grytt when the fairy appeared.

She looked like a small woman, short as a mirri, but of course without the distinctive, limbless spherical environmental suit mirri used when interacting with oxygen-based atmospheres, and without any daughter-buds, so really, there was nothing mirri-like about the fairy at all, except that human women did not, in Ivar’s experience, come in that particular size. Here we must note that Ivar was unfamiliar with children of any age, his single experience having been limited to a visit with the Princess of Thorne, when she had shown him a pondful of fish and thus, quite inadvertently, saved him from an assassin’s bomb.

But Ivar knew, somehow, and with firm conviction, that this was not a child. He was reasonably certain, as he drew a bit closer, that she was also not a woman, or at least not entirely human. He knew, in a sort of distant, textbook way, that there were no such things as partial humans, but he did not hold to those views with any conviction. He had almost as little experience with women as he did with children, having spent much of his post-adolescence in cryostasis, captive and laboratory experiment of Vernor Moss, former Regent of the Free Worlds of Tadesh. He had, because of Moss’s machinations, skipped past much of the maturation process in which one learns, or is taught, what is and is not possible. This fluidity of perception made him especially receptive to new experiences, but also exceptionally ill-suited to most forms of social interaction. Grytt and Messer Rupert were the exceptions, in Messer Rupert’s case because he had experience as a tutor and general molder-of-youthful-spirits (he had done rather well with Rory); and in Grytt’s because she did not have especially high expectations of people in general.

Grytt did, however, expect Ivar to mind her sheep, which meant keeping them safe. Although Ivar knew (in that same, distant textbookish way) that it was really the dogs, Bobby and Edmund, who were responsible for sheep-safety, he also knew that sheep were not stupid. If there was something dangerous, they could usually tell; it was just what to do about it that sometimes confused them. Ivar shared some sympathy with that.

And so, when he saw the fairy, he looked at them, first: the sheep, and then the dogs. The sheep did not seem to notice the woman at all, which suggested that she was, in fact, real. (Sheep tended to ignore people unless there was food involved). Bobby and Edmund cocked their fluffy black-and-white ears at her, and Bobby even sniffed in her general direction, but no hackles came up, and no growling ensued, so Ivar decided it might be all right to approach.

So he did.

The fairy woman was sitting on a flat rock, the largest and flattest on a slopeful of rocks, almost at the pinnacle of the hill. It happened to be Ivar’s favorite sitting-stone as well. He was not sure how to feel about finding someone else on it. (The wonder that there was anyone out here at all had already passed out of his awareness). She was dressed impractically for following sheep around the hills, and entirely in green, which set her at vibrant odds with the late summer grasses. She wore some kind of dress with a close-fitting bodice that dissolved into a skirt made of strips and panels of cloth overlapping like scales or feathers. Even from her position on the rock, sitting with her legs dangling, the skirt moved restlessly around her legs, as if it had a mind of its own. The hose she wore were also green and embroidered with tiny gold butterflies. Her feet were bare, and possessed of longish, shapely toes that seemed to have an extra joint.

The woman, he realized, was entirely green. Hair, which she wore long and intricately bound up in silver and gold threads. Eyes (except for the white part, and the pupil). And her skin, which was really the telling feature. The color could be paint-he had thought it must be, knowing as he did that human people did not come in green-but now he was certain that green was her natural shade.

She smiled, green lips breaking over teeth small and white as pearls, only sharper.

“Ivar Valenko,” she said.

His patronymic was not exactly secret, but it also wasn’t meant for, as Messer Rupert put it, general consumption. Ivar was supposed to be dead, and probably would have been, except for Rory; and if it became widely known that he wasn’t, Dame Maggie might say he couldn’t remain on the farm with Grytt and Rupert anymore. Ivar knew what exile meant (textbook knowing, again). He ranked it just above extended time in cryostasis for desirability.

So he was not at all pleased that this green woman sitting on his favorite rock knew his name.

Messer Rupert had said hello was the preferred manner in which to greet people one did not know. The green woman had already violated that protocol. Ivar borrowed his manners from Grytt, who usually snorted when Messer Rupert pronounced on etiquette, skipped the greeting, and went straight to the thing he most wanted to know.

“What do you want?”

The green woman’s green eyebrows climbed. Her smile remained, if a little stiffer now, sharp as her teeth. “Most people ask what I am, first.”

Ivar shrugged. He had learned if he didn’t say anything for long enough that two things happened: one, he could not get into trouble for saying the wrong thing; and two, people tended to lose patience and say whatever it was they’d intended in the first place.

“You certainly didn’t get a Naming, did you?” the green woman muttered. Her smile had turned into a husk of itself. “Charm is the first thing we hand out at those. Well. Not the first thing I hand out. I usually get stuck with great strength or physical prowess or whatever best fits the father’s expectations.”

That confirmed it. This was a fairy. Ivar forgot to be suspicious, or rather, he set his suspicions aside. Rory had told him about the fairies that had attended her Naming, and the gifts they’d handed out. He had thought, at the time, she’d been teasing him, even though Messer Rupert and Grytt had, when pressed, confirmed the account. (“There were unknown xenos present,” Messer Rupert had said; and Grytt had made one of her faces, which was as good as a verbal confirmation.)

Ivar had been vaguely jealous at the time. His father, and later Moss, had been relentlessly dismissive of anything which did not conform to his worldview, including fairies, imagination, and cats.

He eyed the fairy. “What did you give Rory for her Naming?”

“I gave her the ability to play the harp, which I understand she subverted to good cause.” The fairy smiled, this time without teeth or humor. “If I’m called for a prince, I give things like incredible strength and physical resilience, but there’s not much call for brawny princesses. Bet someone’s regretting that now.”

“She’s not a princess anymore.”

“She’s still Rory Thorne,” the green fairy said, enigmatically. “To answer your first question: I want you to deliver a message for me.”

Cold sweat prickled on Ivar’s skin. He hated talking to people with very few exceptions, and four of those exceptions had left Lanscot almost two years ago. “You should talk to Messer Rupert or Grytt.”

The fairy snorted. She sounded a bit like a sheep when she did it. “That’s who I want you to tell. Rupert’s the one who most needs to hear this, but he’s also the one most likely to get fixated on what I am and where I came from and how I got here. Not my first choice. And Grytt, well, no. There’s too much metal on her now. If Two or Five had come-but of course not, no, Send Three, she travels best,” the fairy muttered. “But you can tell her what I say, too. She’s sensible.”

The fairy paused.

Ivar supposed this was the place he was meant to ask tell them what and continue the conversation. He said nothing.

The green woman grimaced. Her teeth were definitely pointed. Ivar revised his opinion about them looking like pearls. They were yellower. More like bone.

That was not comforting.

Then the fairy began to speak, and that was even less comforting. Ivar listened without interrupting. And when the green woman was finished, he ran down the hill to find Rupert and Grytt.

ÒI can stay, if you want.Ó Grytt stood by the door, balancing on her mecha foot while she tugged her boot over the other. The polysteel toes flexed like claws, scoring tiny gouges in the tile.

“No,” Rupert said, and then, regretting the terseness of the syllable, “Thank you. I will be fine. I can handle Samur.”

“Huh.” Grytt shifted her weight, one side to the other. The mecha limb had its own special boot, more for tidiness than for necessity. The mecha joints were hexed against moisture and cold and heat, but not as much against mud. Grytt’s boots were an appalling, deliberately bright yellow, in contrast to her practical, drab coveralls. Her mecha hand winked from the frayed grey cuffs.

She frowned at him. “I’ll be right outside.”

Rupert nodded. Then he turned back to the quantum-hex viewing ball. It looked like a plain, polished glass globe at the moment, sitting on a base of plain iron which was etched all over with hexes. He had already fed it the appropriate coordinates. He made eye contact with his distorted reflection, composed his features, leaned forward, and whispered his personal code.

Quantum-hexes are as close to instantaneous communication as the laws of the multiverse permit. Still, it felt like minutes before a tiny white light appeared in the viewing ball’s center, which meant there was contact on the other end. He supposed the delay was a matter of routing. There had been a time his code would have gone immediately to Samur’s office. Since those days were long over, he expected that he would have to spend some time arguing with minor functionaries, or perhaps her personal secretary, or maybe whoever it was had replaced him as Vizier of the Thorne Consortium.

It was even possible the Regent-Consort would refuse his call altogether, at which point he would have to try plan B, which involved formal requests and triplicate paperwork and very possibly a bribe, if the clerk’s assistant in the communications office was still amenable to such persuasion.

The viewing ball’s glow shifted from white to live-coal red. A three-dimensional projection began assembling itself inside the viewing ball, pixels drawing together like cosmic dust, swirling into the face and features of Samur, Regent-Consort of the Thorne Consortium. There were lines around Samur’s mouth now that had nothing to do with smiling or laughter, and the Kreshti fern on her desk had dark-edged leaves, as if it had been scorched. The last time he had called her, that fern had been out of frame. He wished it was this time, as well, and resolved not to look at it.

“Ah,” Rupert said. They had not parted on genial terms. He was no longer certain of his permissions with her name, and chose to err on the side of formality. “Regent-Consort. Thank you for taking my call.”

Samur (for that is who she was in his head, and if he allowed himself to consider it, his heart) tilted her head to one side. “Rupert,” she said, in the same tone she might have said, I appear to have developed gout. That was, he knew, not a signal that they were on first-name terms again. He had renounced his titles when he had chosen to stay on Lanscot. She had nothing else to call him. “What is it you want?”

The fern flared a nervous yellow, at odds with the frozen blue of her tone. She was worried about something, probably Rory, and too proudly furious with him to ask.

So of course, Rupert answered that question first. “Rory is fine, as far as I am aware. I’m not calling about her. Is this communication secure?” He knew as well-and probably better than-Samur how simple it was to weave a few surveillance hexes into a quantum-communication viewing ball. He had, at one time, made sure of Thorne’s arithmantic security.

“It is on my end.” She permitted an eyebrow to float up her forehead. “What is this about, then?”

“I wanted to ask…” Rupert trailed off. He had grown unaccustomed to the circumlocutions of diplomacy with only Grytt and Ivar for company. “Regent-Consort, have you heard of a xeno-people called the vakari? Or a political entity called the Protectorate?”

Rupert had cause then to be glad of the fern. Samur was not out of diplomatic practice. Her face might well have been a mask, for all the expression she showed. The fern darkened to a bloody orange with white striations. She glanced down at it and made a move to nudge it out of the projection. Then she paused, withdrew her hand, and grimaced.

“If I asked how you came to know those names, would you tell me?”

Ah, yes. Answer a question with a question. Rupert found his own face assuming that porcelain blank of the professional advisor, ambassador, and handler of prickly personalities.

“Of course, Regent-Consort. Ivar told me.”

“Ivar?” Samur blinked. Her mask cracked. “Prince Ivar? I thought he was dead.”

Rupert composed his face into a noncommittal smile. “He is not. And today, he encountered an unusual personage in the south pasture, and it was from this personage he learned these names.”

“Pasture,” Samur said under her breath. She leaned forward, crowding the fern most of the way out of the projection. It remained a twinkling, kaleidoscopic testament to ire and amusement in garishly equal measure. “What sort of unusual personage?”

“A fairy.”

Samur stared at him. Her mouth opened, then closed, then reopened. Rupert could sympathize; his own had done something similar, when he’d first heard that word.

“The green one,” he added. “Number three. You recall her? Small, perfectly proportioned, entirely green.”

“With pointy little teeth, yes. I never understood why she gave out harp-playing.” Samur shook her head carefully. Her earrings, elaborate confections of gold wire and holographic pearls, shimmered like rain. “Are you certain? That the fairy was real, I mean. Wasn’t-isn’t-Ivar…a bit damaged?”

Rupert reflected on the wisdom of saying, Isn’t everyone? and discarded the idea. They had almost, almost, achieved something like their old rapport, and he did not want to jeopardize that with ill-timed sarcasm. He cast a glance toward the yard through the still-open door. Grytt was talking to Ivar, two upright islands in a small sea of woolly backs and muttered bleats. The two-and-a-bit years on Lanscot had been good to Ivar, as they had been good for Grytt and for Rupert himself.





Monday, October 5, 2020

#Review - How Rory Thorne Destroyed the Multiverse by K. Eason #Science #Fiction #Humor

Series: The Thorne Chronicles # 1
Format: Hardcover, 416 pages
Release Date: October 8, 2019
Publisher: DAW
Source: Publisher
Genre: Science Fiction / Space Opera

Princess Rory Thorne must use the fairy blessings gifted to her at birth to change the multiverse—or possibly destroy it—in the first book in a humorous new space opera duology.

The Princess Rory Thorne—eldest daughter, amateur arithmancer, blessed by fairies—always imagined she’d inherit her father’s throne and govern the interplanetary Thorne Consortium. Then her father is assassinated, her mother gives birth to a son, and Rory is betrothed to Prince Ivar of the Tadeshi Free Worlds as a peace offering. But when Rory arrives on the space station Urse, she uncovers a treacherous plot to unseat Ivar and usurp his throne…

Vernor Moss, Minister of Energy in the Tadeshi Free Worlds, wants to be king. Having conspired to name himself Regent to the minor (and somewhat idiotic) prince, he anticipates that he will someday rule in all but name. But the Regent wasn’t counting on Rory Thorne, a princess with thirteen fairy blessings, the most important of which is take no bullshit.

With only her bodyguard and her arithmancer-Vizier, Rory must outmaneuver the Regent and rescue the Prince. But in order to succeed, she may just have to start a war….
 



How Rory Thorne Destroyed the Multiverse is the first installment in author K. Eason's The Thorne Chronicles duology. Let's call this Princess Leia meets The Princess Bride meets Sleeping Beauty. The book combines the best of sci-fi and fantasy with a snarky heroine, fairy blessings, a galaxy-spanning adventure, and political intrigue. The tone and storytelling style (omnipresent narrator), takes a bit getting used to, but the story is worth the time it takes to read.

There had not been a daughter born in the Thorne Consortium line for ten generations, not since that first princess Talia. Curiously, since Rory is the first female born in generations, the law stipulates that the fairies should be invited to bless the child with beauty, kindness, a pure heart, quick wits, etc. This includes inviting the thirteenth fairy who cursed Rory's descendant, Talia to die on her 16th birthday. Think back to the scene in Maleficent when she showed up uninvited and cursed the baby to die on her 16th birthday. Welp, a similar thing happens here.

Except there's a twist. For the first time in 200 years, 13 fairies show up to bless baby Rory. One by one 12 fairies bestowed gifts on the Princess until we get to the 13th fairy. 

"I curse you, Rory Thorne: to find no comfort in illusion or platitude, and to know truth when you hear it, no matter how well concealed by flattery, custom, or mendacity."

 Not sure if that's really a curse! After all, wouldn't you love to have the ability to just know when someone is lying to your face? But then the surprise happens when the 12th, and smallest fairy of them all offers her gift: 

"Here is my gift, little princess: that you will always see a path through difficulties, and that you will always find the courage to take it."

This blessing guides Rory from young princess to young woman. Rory grows from a little Princess who taught herself all about politics, tactics, and strategy, to having her world upended by the birth of her brother Jacen who suddenly becomes heir to the Consortium. At Rory's seventh birthday party, a suicide bomber kills hundreds including the visiting King Sergei Valenko of the Free Worlds of Tadesh, while also severely injuring Rory's father. Rory and the King’s son Ivar are unhurt, but the incident sends the multiverse spinning into war. After an awfully long, and drawn out war, Vernor Moss, the newly appointed Regent of the Free Worlds, and Rory’s mother, the Regent Consort, agree to marry.

They also agree, in principle, that Rory and Ivar will marry when they come of age. When she turns sixteen, Rory dutifully agrees to relocate to the space station Urse to be closer to Ivar, but Ivar is nowhere to be found. There is something very wrong going on here, and Rory isn't going to allow herself to be played like a violin. Teaming up with Moss’ younger son Jaed who isn’t anything like his father; her loyal, snarky, clever, and part cyborg body-maid Grytt, Messer Rupert aka the Vizier, and two guards, Thorsdittor and Zhang, assigned to protect her, Rory sets out to discover the truth about Ivar's absence and Vernor Moss's nefarious plans.

The villain of the story really is a cardboard cutout figure of other politically motivated characters who put their own needs ahead of the wellbeing above those he's supposed to lead. He has ideas for Rory, and Rory must find her own path with a little help from her friends. When Rory upends the world and destroys all preconceived notions at how a Princes is supposed to act and behave, readers will enjoy the show. Rory is a self-determined heroine who uses small acts of rebellion to resist oppression, topple a government, and change the course of history. The story takes a classic fairy tale trope; fairy blessings, betrothals, warring kingdoms; and turns them on their heads. 

The story also is unique in that it features mathematical formulation to get around obstacles, something all girls who are in science programs should pay attention to. I'm grateful that the publisher released both parts of this duology to me so that I can read them and review them. I look forward to seeing what happens next with Rory and her friends. I noticed a trend in this book. Both Rory's brother and Jaed's absolute deserve each other at how awful they treat their siblings.   

 



CHAPTER ONE

Once Upon A Time

They named the child Rory, because the firstborn of every generation was always a Rory, and had been since the first of that name had cut his way through the cursed briars on the homeworld and saved the kingdom of Thorne-and, incidentally, the princess-from the consequences of poor manners.

That the latest Rory was a girl and not a boy came as a bit of a surprise. The medical mecha scans had been clear. That little flicker on the screen had been proof of Rory’s masculinity. And yet, out she came, the blood-slick product of ten hours of hard work, and the little flicker was nowhere in sight on the flesh-and-blood baby.

“A daughter!” said the midwife. She had been an attendant at too many births across the years to be surprised by the mistakes of a med-hex.

The new father-whose name was not Rory, as he was the second son, and the luckier of the two boys born to his parents-stopped himself, only just, from asking if that flicker might’ve broken off somewhere during the process, or if it mightn’t, perhaps, appear at some point very soon. Then he locked eyes with the new mother and thought better. The Consort hailed from Kreshti, a small independent and allied planet on which skill with combat training was considered both a plain necessity (the neighbors were both ill-mannered and much larger) and a mark of personal pride, and the Consort was a very proud woman.

There had not been a daughter born in the Thorne line for ten generations, not since that first princess, the one who had needed her Rory. And thus, no one knew what to call her.

“Talia has the weight of tradition,” said the Vizier. “It is her foremother’s name, after all.”

“A cursed foremother,” said the Consort. “I think not. What’s wrong with Rory? That’s tradition, too.”

The Vizier chose not to argue. He pointed out, to a scowling Majesty, that popular fashion indicated that the name Rory could function for all genders.

And so it was settled. Mostly.

There was another custom, which hailed from the same quaint homeworld story about magic briars and curses and poor hospitality, which had fallen into disuse, victim of the same lack of girl children in the Thorne line. The Vizier (re)discovered it by accident, while looking for appropriate girlsÕ names among the rare, expensive, fragile paper tomes in the Thorne family library, which had been shipped at great expense from the homeworld when the kingdom had become a Consortium and moved its capital to the planet named for its founding line. That collection of tomes was a mark of pride, a symbol of the age of the lineage, and, according to the King, absolutely vital to the integrity and reputation of the Thorne Consortium. Except for the Vizier, the library received no regular visitors.

The Vizier had gotten his position in part because he had, in addition to a doctorate in arithmancy, earned two graduate degrees in homeworld history and folklore. Finding quaint, forgotten, and neglected customs was his second favorite pastime in the multiverse. Explaining to others the relevance of those ancient customs was the first. Besides, he told himself, he would be remiss in his duties if he did not tell the King about the Naming.

He regretted his diligence almost immediately.

“I’ve never heard of this custom!” The King spun the priceless book and shoved it back across the desk with exactly as much care as he gave his breakfast tray after he’d finished with it.

The Vizier controlled a wince. He turned the book gently and nudged it back across the (imported, expensive, and now slightly scuffed) wood expanse with a fingertip.

“Nevertheless, Majesty. I’m afraid it’s very clear. You must invite the fairies to the naming day of a girl child so that they may bless her. You know. Beauty, kindness…quick wits,” he added under his breath.

The King thrust out his lip. “The boys do all right without that nonsense.”

The Vizier did not blink. “Of course, Majesty.”

“We invented void-flight and everything. No magic involved. No blessings.” The King pointed at the 2D ’cast behind his desk. It was a reconstruction of the exact path the first exploratory rover had taken when it made planetfall. A panorama of dull red rocks and darker sand, creeping toward a sepia horizon. The King had set the ’cast to repeat itself, endlessly.

“Do you see that, Rupert? We did that. We Thornes. It’s amazing. Phenomenal. Beautiful.”

“Yes, Majesty.” The Vizier did not point out that the rover had been unmanned. Nor did he point out that the rover’s landing site now hosted the void-port, a high-end shopping establishment for off-world visitors, and a full set of embassies, and that the King himself had never set foot on that planet.

The ’cast restarted its loop. The Vizier cleared his throat.

“What? Oh,” said the King. He blinked and pressed his fingers over his eyes, creating a nest of fine wrinkles in the skin. “What will the investors think? The Thornes will look stupid. I will look stupid. And the Consort will probably laugh at me.”

Oh, thought the Vizier. That’s almost inevitable. He cleared his throat again. “Call it exactly what it is, Majesty. A quaint custom from the homeworld. Use the Naming as an opportunity to remind your subjects about our origins. Use it as a celebration of our progress.”

The King frowned.

“Thorne progress, Majesty.” The Vizier smiled. He practiced that smile in the mirror every day. Lips curved around just the palest hint of teeth. Eyes firmly blank. “It could be an excellent public relations move. Insist on a reenactment, of sorts. A pageant. If his Majesty will permit, I’ve taken the liberty of drawing up some names of suitable ladies who might play the twelve-”

“Fine.” The King was already glazing over. He flittered his fingers at the Vizier. “All right. Whatever.”

“-but I would like his Majesty’s advice on who should play the thirteenth.”

The King blinked. “What?”

The Vizier rebooted his smile. “The thirteenth fairy, Majesty. She was the one who cursed Talia.”

“Then why would we want her? She was bad luck, right? We don’t want bad luck.” The King grinned, suddenly. “The Consort’s mother would be a good choice, though. Ha. No. Skip the thirteenth fairy. Leave that part out. Make the ceremony an exact reenactment. I want it perfect. Only.” He stopped. “The fairies won’t come. You’re certain. They’re not, I don’t know, xenos or something.”

The Vizier controlled a tiny sigh. “No, Majesty. They are not xenos. They will not come.”

The King glanced uneasily at the ’cast, as if the beings in question might be hiding behind the rust-colored rocks. “Well, but, what if they do?”

The fairy invitations were written on vellum, hand-scribed with genuine ink and a genuine pen in period-specific calligraphy that only the Vizier himself could write, much less read. He could have written the cook’s favorite cobbler recipe, or enumerated the King’s favorite athletic teams, or made a list of all the bullies he’d survived during his childhood. But being both arithmancer and historian, the Vizier was more than a bit obsessive, and very devoted to detail, so it is no surprise that he wrote the invitations as best he could to the specifications set forth in the record. He had to consult with the court astronomer to calculate the calendar for a single moon and the homeworld’s longer solar revolution, and although he consulted with local biologists for local equivalents, he chose in the end to use homeworld fauna.

The Royal House of Thorne

requests the Honor of Your Presence

at the

Naming Day

of the

Princess Rory Thorne

on the

First Day of the Seventh Moon

in the

Year of the Wolf

Lacking the authentic delivery system-sparrows being in short supply, and not well-suited to tesser-hex-the Vizier elected to leave the invitations, neatly rolled and tied with silk ribbons, in a secluded corner of the royal gardens. He tucked them into the branches of the single homeworld tree species that would grow in the light of a foreign sun. It was not a large tree, and the Vizier felt sorry for it, burdened as it was under the weight of the tradition.

He gave the gardener strict orders to leave the invitations alone.

When, three days later, the gardener reported the invitations missing, the Vizier assumed that local fauna (probably tree-rats) had developed a taste for vellum. It was an ignominious end to his labors, but then, he was accustomed to that.

The rest of the guests got the standard electronic invitation, delivered from one impersonal machine to another, and filtered up through the appropriate chain of attendants. It was less aesthetically satisfying, but ultimately more reliable. The Vizier consoled himself with the planning of the actual ceremony: commissioning costumes and choosing which women were best suited to play the twelve fairies in the pageant, where best suited meant politically inoffensive, prudent, desirable, and/or necessary, in that order. That was, in the end, a great deal more work than the fairy invitations had been. And it proved to be an entirely wasted effort.

The vellum, ink, and ribbon, however, did not.

On the first day of the seventh moon, which was technically the third pass of the second of the two moonlets, in the year of an animal the only knowledge of which came from old homeworld video footage that only the Vizier and the Consort had bothered to watch, the unofficial Princess Rory Thorne became the official Princess Rory Thorne.

The party was spectacular. All the guests had, per the King’s request, come in historically authentic costume. Or, rather, they had tried. There were imported silks and velvets mixed with Martian brocades and leather (from various animals, both native and not) boots. But the overall shape of the garments was correct, and although the Vizier suspected some of the guests might have chosen less than academically reliable sources for their inspiration, he decided he could not complain.

Even the xenos had gotten into the spirit. The foreign attendees, some of whom had too many (or too few) limbs to manage corsets and hose and boots, came as culturally appropriate inanimate objects. The k’bal had come as a five-armed candelabrum, standing two meters tall, with blue carapace showing where the cosmetics had rubbed off. Each head wore a little flame-shaped hat, made of a fine metal mesh that fluttered with each exhale from its cranial vents. There was a teapot, too: an adapted environmental suit for the mirri President, whose daughter-buds had come as little cups.

When the designated hour for the ceremony arrived, the Vizier rang the silver gong. It was a perfect and exact replica, the original having been lost to looters in the initial instability following the first Rory incident, when the homeworld kingdom found itself absent a royal family and possessed of a very large, overgrown patch of briars. The guests obediently withdrew to the great hall’s perimeter. The Consort entered with the Princess in her arms. She, too, wore a costume: an elaborate confection of silk and velvet involving a great many laces along the torso. She didn’t look happy about it. Her grim-lipped body-maid, in a much simpler garment, stalked along in the Consort’s wake, raking suspicious eyes across the guests. Even the gentle little mirri teacups got a scowl.

The King was already in place on a dais, beside the royal cradle-which was the original-resplendent in furs and reproduction armor. He beamed at the Consort. At the Princess. At the multiverse in general. After his initial skepticism, he had thrown himself into the Naming Day preparations with startling enthusiasm. The Vizier suspected the armor was to blame. It was heavy, metal, ridiculous, and very manly.

The Vizier edged closer to the King, in case his Majesty needed prompting through the script. He needn’t have worried. The King boomed out a formal welcome to his guests, presented the Consort, and oversaw the placing of the Princess into her cradle. Tradition dictated that the guests would, one at a time (as species-appropriate), come to the dais and offer both blessing and gifts to Rory. But first, the fairies.

“I welcome first the guardians of my kingdom, on whose goodwill all our luck rests.” The King sucked a deep breath. The Vizier spotted motion reflected in the King’s breastplate, a pinkish blur, from the far doorway. He turned that way, expecting to see the General-Commander’s wife stuffed into her First Fairy robes.

And so the Vizier, man of arithmancy and education, possessor of two degrees in the obscure and overlooked, was the first human being to see a fairy in five hundred years.

She was taller than he’d imagined (because a man does not spend a large slice of his life studying quaint folk beliefs and not wonder what a fairy would look like). She stood at least half a meter taller than the tallest human in the room, which put her at a level with the tallest of the k’bal’s cranial stalks. Her dress was an iridescent, impossible close cousin of red, and as unlike red as stars were to swamp gas. Her skin was faintly pink, the palest echo of her dress. Tiny scales shimmered along her cheekbones, her forehead, the proud arch of her nose. Silver-shot vermillion hair, blasted white at the temples, coiled in a severe knot at the nape of her neck. Her eyes matched her hair, bisected by a single silver pupil. She did not walk as much as she floated across the tile. Not a whisper, not a sound.

She climbed the dais. Took her place on the far side of the cradle. Nodded encouragement at the King.

Who stared saucer-eyed at the Vizier. But you said they weren’t real warped his lips, fluttered in his throat. Came out as a breathy, strangled, “Wah.”

The Consort slid her slippered foot sideways, hard, into the King’s armored boot. The Vizier heard the meaty thump and winced on the Consort’s behalf. She didn’t flinch. Didn’t blink, when her husband looked at her.

The King cleared his throat. “Welcome,” he said again, to the First Fairy. His eyes clutched at the Vizier. Then, carefully, mechanically, the King welcomed the rest of the fairies. One by one.

By the fourth (aquamarine, angular, and very tall), the Vizier was sure they were xenos. By the ninth (cobalt, whose robes draped in a fashion that suggested rather too many limbs for a human), he was unsure again. By the twelfth (the smallest, pale, and round as the second moon), he simply didn’t care. They were beautiful. They were magical.